1. My puppy, Darwin gained 11 lbs in 20 days.
  2. My daughter’s theology homework makes absolutely no sense, and no one can figure out what it all means.
  3. My allergies are so bad, I used 500 sheets of Kleenex in 24 hours.
  4. People talk about Super Bowl commercials way too much. They’re not that important or fascinating.
  5. Postage stamps are really expensive.
  6. Facebook changed the way my home page looks and works. Why?
  7. Pure sunshine always puts me in a good mood.
  8. My city is now recycling junk mail, and it is shocking how many papers I can now recycle! Where was that all going before?
  9. The lady on TV on that religious channel, who has a huge pink hair wig and only one outfit is always bawling her eyes out. Why?
  10. Working out after dinner gives me acid reflux.

I’m off to the YMCA. And I just ate.

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