1. Why is it that I have broken my toe 4 times in my life on a major holiday?
  2. Why is it that we have needed emergency plumbing services in our home ONLY on holiday weekends? (Waiting for Roto Rooter as we speak.)
  3. Why is it that every time I really take the time to dry my hair straight it rains on my head?
  4. Why do I get stuck at trains while in may car, only when I am in a great hurry?
  5. Why do I ask so many questions that cannot possibly be answered?

plunger

http://www.mcdiving.org

Gotta go – door bell is ringing. Plumber!

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